Reblog if you believe it gets better
Submitted by thekaycho
(Source: reilisation)
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Submitted by thekaycho
(Source: reilisation)
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: OMG, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I’VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
(Source: dirtyevilminded)
(Source: yerawizardharry)
We call someone a ‘pussy’ for being weak, even though the vagina contains incredibly strong muscles capable of pushing out human beings that weigh over three kilograms. When someone does something brave, we say they have ‘balls’, even though the testicles don’t seem to do much except hang around, produce sperm and get squeezed out the side of briefs as a gross party trick.
(Source: dailycow)
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(Source: peetaah)
Hogwarts is threatened! Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!
McGonagall is amazing.